A Useless Guide to Social Media by an Introverted Writer

Speaking as an introvert and recovering Luddite, I’m late to the party when it comes to social media.

But because I work as a Freelance Writer, and understanding technology is a major part of my job, last January I decided to cast aside my fears and jump headfirst into the strange and mysterious world of social networking.

Here’s what I’ve learnt in my short time as a card-carrying member of the ‘sharing generation’:

1. LinkedIn

LinkedIn is a professional networking site for professional people.

Being active on this platform is like having to get dressed up in your most capable-looking outfit and go out for a formal dinner party with your boss and colleagues. Then, spending the entire time trying to pretend that you’ve got your life together, that you’re constantly productive and only stop being the best you can be for half an hour on a Sunday evening.

It’s all about presenting an image that screams respectability and expertise, and you are solely judged on your ability to contribute something intelligent, witty and/or useful to the conversation.

And the number one rule here is that you should never drink alcohol, lest you lose your inhibitions and say something stupid. Save the dirty jokes and witty put-downs for Twitter, unless you don’t plan on ever finding work again.

2. Twitter

Now as you’d expect, Twitter is an entirely different beast.

If LinkedIn is the formal work meal, then Twitter is like going to the pub with your mates — it’s usually fun, but there’s always that one knobhead who has to get political.

You can drink alcohol here, but you still have to be aware that you’re on a public forum and ultimately trying to promote your brand, products and/or services.

It’s great for moments of procrastination (so that’s all moments if you’re a real writer, procrastination being one of our specialties), and for having a joke and a laugh on those days when you really need it.

But the best thing about Twitter by far, is the writing community. If you’re looking for support, encouragement or inspiration, the fine folks in the…

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